For the Sophisticated Reader ...
A Recap of My Tweets September 21 - 27, 2014
Starbucks is testing coffee that tastes like beer. Beer is testing beer that tastes like beer.
Obama salutes Marine while holding a live kangaroo as he exits Air Force One. PITA outraged.
Derek Jeter hits walk-off single in final game at Yankee Stadium, then levitates around the bases.
Justin Beiber damages eardrum cliff diving, threatens to sue water for being too hard.
George Clooney files for divorce after new wife uses wrong toothbrush.