Sunday, October 15, 2017

Humor Rewind by Gary George - A Week Glance at News October, 08 - October 14, 2017


Jackie Chan is revealed as the new lead singer of Foreigner.
In historic decision, Boy Scouts revealed girls will now be able to Tagalong.
Da Vinci masterpiece was put on auction for 100M – included $25 framing coupon from Michaels.



New site for introverts debuted on web: LinkedOut.

Critics of Donna Karan called her defense of Harvey Weinstein “sheer stupidity.”

Eminem ripped Trump in freestyle rap that, when played backwards, was a commercial for McDonald’s new Buttermilk Crispy Tenders.

Health Update: Ten times more children are obese now than 40 years ago, but goldfish weight has remained relatively steady.



Walmart revealed plans for customers to return online purchases in 30 seconds, which is 20 seconds quicker than it takes to shoplift in-store.
USA failed to qualify for 2018 World Cup with 2-1 loss to Trinidad and Trivago.
Russia purchased ads on MySpace – confirmed Tom voted for Trump.

Arraignments expected in men’s college basketball for a group charged with bribery, fraud, corruption, and not putting the chair back in place after throwing it on the court.
Harvey Weinstein’s wife shelved marriage.  May be picked up by Hulu.
If the world were flat, banks would be open on Columbus Day.


North Korea said U.S. has “lit the wick of war,” as thousands flock to Yankee Candle to arm themselves.
Jersey Mike took a DNA test and discovered he was from Connecticut.
Wall Street brokers set to protest lower commissions today by refusing to stand for the opening bell.
Russians reportedly hacked Mario Brothers leading to a flurry of tornado punches to Bernie Sanders.



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