Comedy Central @Midnight Recap #HashtagWars - September 29 - October 2, 2014

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Sept. 29 - Oct. 2, 2014

September 29 - #LamerDuos

• Sanford and Sons of Anarchy
• Ozzy and Harriet
• Adam Ant and Eve
• Tweety and Sylvester Stallone
• Felix and Oscar Pistorius
• Puss 'n' Flip Flops
• Sonny Corleone and Cher
• Green Hornet and Kato Kaelin
• Thelma and Louise Jefferson

September 30 – #MillenialTVShows

• What's Appening
• Murder She Tweeted
• Gamer of Thrones
• McHale's Old Navy
• i-Troop
• Bowling for Bitcoin
• Lazy for You
• The Angry Thorn Birds

October 1 – #WorseThanRoctober

• Gleecember
• HeeHawgust
• May Aiken
• BachTober

October 2 – #BadThemeParks

• Oprahwood
• Hoarder's Wharf
• Weak Stream Waterpark
• 12 Step Recovery Forest
• Acne Landing
• Santa's Union Workshop
• Putin's Defector Playground

Comedy Central @Midnight Recap #HashtagWars - September 15-18, 2014

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September 15-18, 2014

September 15 - #BadPageantTalents

• River-Twerking
• Rapping food nutrition labels
• Headstand on a pottery wheel
• Tearing phone book in half with toes
• Hot Air Balloon Folding
• One-handed push-ups with a family of raccoons on your back
• Rope twirling on prescription marijuana
• Underwater Cheerleading
• AK-47 Loaded Rifle Twirling
• Pig Latin Ventriloquism

September 16 – #HipsterComicBooks

• The Walking Tight Pants
• Captain American Apparel
• American Vampire Weekend
• Conan The Vegetarian
• No Wonder Bra Woman
• Dark 5 O'Clock Shadows
• X-Misogyny
• Hell with you Boy

September 17 – #RuinAPresident

• Have You Driven A Gerald Ford Lately
• George "Boom Boom" Washington
• Franklin Pierce, I Don't Give a Damn
• Chester Arthur Treacher's
• Woodrow Flip Wilson
• George Bush's Best Beans
• Bill Me for the Dress Clinton
• Jacques Itch Chirac
• Marin Van Peebles

September 18, 2014  / #PirateTVShows

• Millionaire Patchmaker
• Green Acres Away!
• Knots Landlubber
• The Plunder Years
• Judge Booty
• Deadwooden Leg
• D'arrrrrrrrma and Greg
• Shark Plank
• Mate is Enough
• Good MariTimes
• Beard Factor
• Buried with Children
• Breaking SinBad