White House warned that North Korea was one ingredient away from
perfecting Kentucky Fried Chicken’s secret receipt.
Woman who claimed Salvador Dali was her father now claims it was
a pigment of her imagination.
NBC announced new musical “Menendez Brothers Live!”
Staring Donny and Marie.
Staring Donny and Marie.
Several people were seriously injured at a ribbon cutting
ceremony at Machetes ‘R Us.
Elon Musk predicted World War lll, but critics claimed his
argument ran out of gas.
Actor Donald Sutherland to receive honorary Oscar. Son, Kiefer, has 24 hours to find him a
tuxedo.
Cyber criminals gained access to Equifax data, but they could
still take years to figure out what the credit scores mean.
Chet Farkin’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum added two new
items:
- Right Said Fred hand-written lyrics for “I’m Too Sexy”
- Tom Cruise’s air guitar from Risky Business
Teenager in Michigan school received an atomic wedgie, leading
officials to send in brief counselors.
National Weather Service warned that tropical storm Jose would
not be allowed to make landfall in the U.S.
“Dancing with the Stars" revealed Season 25 cast – we’ll pause
while you fire up Google.
Japanese residents prepared for possible nuclear attack by North
Korea, after civil defense warned, “This ain’t no party, this aint’ no disco,
this ain’t no fooling around.”
O.J. Simpson passed on “Dancing with the Stars” because he
didn’t want a trophy where he had to look himself in the mirror.
Ray Liotta was revealed as KFC’s newest Col. Sanders – as far
back as he could remember, he always wanted to sell chickens.
Humor Report Exclusive: Toughest School in America Revealed Independence Middle School, Terre Haute Indiana
- Chess team has caged matches
- Cafeteria serves Salisbury Gristle
- Writing utensil is No. 2 Shiv
- Extra Curricular Activity: Glee Motorcycle Club
Exclusive Hurricane Irma Coverage:
Looters appeared to start early, apparently to beat the crowds.
Price gouging was reported in Miami, as Pitbull raised his performance
fee to $2.5 Billion.
As last-ditch effort, NASA sent Bruce Willis into the eye of the
hurricane with a special proton blaster.
Top 3 Irma Acronyms:
- I’d Rather Meet Adele
- Igloos Rarely Melt Accidentally
- Isn’t Roasting Marshmallows Addictive
World Series of Wiffle Ball was canceled in Ft. Myers.
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