Personalized lists entitled "Things You Didn't Know About Me" are making the rounds on Facebook.
It's great fun and you may learn your friend was pulled on stage during a Right Said Fred concert and did a little turn on the catwalk.
Although people are fascinating, I feel our pets deserve an opportunity to share little-known facts about their lives.
So here are five things Brady, my one-year-old Lab, would divulge if he had the chance.
I Bark At Snowmen
Call me crazy, but when I see a snowman I go into attack mode. Barking, growling, pulling on the leash. To me, if you take the shape of a human, you're a threat. And lookout, I'll rip you from icy limb to icy limb.
Call me crazy, but when I see a snowman I go into attack mode. Barking, growling, pulling on the leash. To me, if you take the shape of a human, you're a threat. And lookout, I'll rip you from icy limb to icy limb.
I Ate Seven Italian Sausages
I'll be the first to admit I have little restraint when it comes to food. Alone in the kitchen one night, I initiated a covert operation. I jumped on the counter, grabbed seven sausages, and gulped. Mission accomplished.
I Jumped from a Moving Dodge Nitro
If you think a Labrador retriever would be smart enough not to jump from the window of a car, you'd be wrong. I don't recall if I saw a squirrel or kangaroo, I only recall hitting the pavement. Luckily, the sprain heeled quickly.
I Chewed the AC Adaptor of a MacBook Pro
When dogs get together, we often brag about things we've destroyed. I was especially proud of ripping the power cord from a MacBook Pro and chewing it in half. That thing is expensive.
I Got Kennel Cough
Going to a kennel can be a fun experience. Or it can cause hacking spasms. I came home from the kennel with the latter. But, hey, what do you expect, I'm a dog.
So there you have it, five unique things about my dog.
Be glad I don't have a fish.
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