Neil Young reportedly taking scuba lessons after learning Daryl Hannah is a mermaid.
After losing endorsement contract with Castrol, AdrianPeterson has signed a multi-year sponsorship deal with Beats By Dre.
The 2nd most important referendum for Scottish voters is whether or not to put Fat Bastard on a postage stamp.
Crest agrees to stop putting plastic microbeads in toothpaste after Ohio man sneezes out a Tupperware pepper shaker.
As
Alibaba begins trading, Wall Street security heightened for potential threat by
forty thieves.
NFL
offers suspended players to tackle White House fence jumpers.
Russian
jets intercepted near Alaska, Sarah Palin stands on porch looking for wing walkers.
Police
capture escapees in Fresno, California – dashing their hopes at forming boy
band “New Kids on the Lamb.”
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