Collateral Wit: Week in Review September 21-27, 2014

For the Sophisticated Reader ...

A Recap of My Tweets                September 21 - 27, 2014

Starbucks is testing coffee that tastes like beer.  Beer is testing beer that tastes like beer.

Apple apologizes for leaving all vowels off of iPhone 6 keyboard.  Vows to fix the problem by Christmas.

Obama salutes Marine while holding a live kangaroo as he exits Air Force One. PITA outraged.

Derek Jeter hits walk-off single in final game at Yankee Stadium, then levitates around the bases.

Justin Beiber damages eardrum cliff diving, threatens to sue water for being too hard.

George Clooney files for divorce after new wife uses wrong toothbrush.