Omelet Stations Added to Increase Voter Turnout

The non-profit organization Vote Or Else plans to install omelet stations in every precinct for the upcoming presidential election.

The group hopes the made-to-order egg sites will encourage voter participation.

“People flock to free food,” said spokesperson, Chet Farkins, “That’s why dive bars have baskets of Goldfish crackers.”

A recent study by the Tortein Institute suggested complimentary meals would increase turnout by 8-10% at the polls.   And possibly more if hot sauce was available.

The egg stations will be bipartisan and available free of charge to both Republican and Democrats.  The process will be kept simple.

After showing voter ID, the balloter will grab a ceramic plate and point to a variety of ingredients.   

“We’ll have the standard fare,” Farkins added, “mushrooms, green peppers, onions, spinach, sausage, and bacon.”

Some critics believe the meals may slow the voting process. 

“That’s nonsense,” said Farkins, “if you’re in a hurry you can vote straight vegetarian or meat lovers.”

Undecided diners may allow the chef to pick their fixings, and hope the meal is to their liking.

Egg whites will be available for the Lean Party.