Robert Wagner was named ‘person of interest’ in
Natalie Wood’s drowning death after DNA evidence revealed he was 30% Norwegian,
10% German, and 60% Guilty.
L.L. Bean canceled its lifetime return policy after
a Pilgrim tried to return a hat buckle.
Joe Kennedy applied too much lip balm during his speech
spurring rumors of another ChapStickquiddick.
After hearing Dunkin’ Donuts will eliminate foam
cups by 2020, McDonald’s revealed it will stop making foam McNuggets by 2025.
Kid who took Super Bowl halftime selfie with Justin
Timberland sued Pepsi for a “crappy 15 minutes of fame.”
Norovirus spread through the Olympic Village causing
officials to change the event from Curling to Hurling.
A Girl Scout from California sold 300 boxes of cookies outside a pot shop, the most popular being the TagaBongs.
U.S. stock market lost more than $3 trillion, but
consumers rested easy knowing their Dominos carry-out pizza was insured.
Amazon teamed up with other corporate giants to form a healthcare company that will offer EchoCardiograms.
Amazon teamed up with other corporate giants to form a healthcare company that will offer EchoCardiograms.
During State of the Union Address, Trump took credit
for Liberating Paris.
Also promised to remove ‘From Justin to Kelly’ from
Netflix.
The temperature at the Winter Olympics was so cold
the ice dancers decided not to shave their legs.
Justin Timberlake performed at the Olympic Opening
Ceremony, then fell while attempting a Triple Axel Booty Pop.
‘North Korea invited South Korea’s president to
visit, but demanded he bring a dish to pass.
Olympic skier Al Pine admitted he only made the team
because of his name and had never actually seen snow.
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