When Will You Get the Covid-19 Vaccine – A Priority List

December 13, 2020

by Gary George

The Covid-19 vaccine is here!Before you roll up your sleeve, keep in mind demand will exceed supply and it may take awhile before your number is called.  Below is the order of priority – patience is the key.   

Nursing Home Residents

Health Care Providers

Dolly Parton
First Responders

Bankers (management only)

Essential Workers

Giant Pandas

Adults with High-Risk Medical Conditions 

NFL Quarterbacks

People 65 and over

Bikers with Teardrop Tattoos

Farmers

Betty White

Prisoners

Frequent Nappers

Teachers (excluding physical education)

National Guard

Keith Richards

Dentists

Factory Workers at Nutella

Drive-thru Team Members

Silent Majority

Hairdressers (and licensed nail techs)

Larry King

Cirque du Soleil Jugglers

People with last name beginning with X

Ticket Scalpers

All US Citizens without Dandruff

Check with your state for individual inoculation schedules and stay safe!