Humor Report - Week in Review: January 17 - 24, 2016
A CNN poll revealed the
democratic race was getting tighter. Bernie Sanders had 30% of the vote. Hillary Clinton followed closely with
32%. And singer Adele led both
candidates with 48%.
Internet betting site FanDuel
was sued for $50,000 in damages after a man in a Broncos jersey throat-punched
man in Patriot’s jersey.
Mariah Carey received a
35-carat engagement ring from her billionaire fiancé James Packer. Friends said the pop singer bragged about the
gift until seeing it on the Home Shopping Network for $35.99.
Country singer Willie Nelson announced a benefit concert for Farmville. The once popular mobile app has suffered declining popularity as people determined raising livestock on a phone is a senseless, idiotic, waste of time.
A massive blizzard hit the
east coast on Saturday, closing roads, mass transportation and Broadway,
proving once and for all – the show really doesn’t have to go on ….
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