A. Avoid politics
B. Butter on everything
C. Compliment host on hairstyle
D. Don’t mention burnt rolls
E. Examine silverware for dried food
F. Feed dog under table
G. Get good couch for nap
H. Help kids write pricy X-mas list
I. Ignore “Athlete’s Foot” dinner conversation
J. Just say “no” to giblet gravy
K. Keep distance from coughers
L. Leave before
vacation videos
M. Make eye contact sparingly
N. Nab a drumstick
O. Open NFL App to check football scores
P. Pick marshmallows out of ambrosia salad
Q. Quietly leave before Secret Santa drawing
R. Refrain from cigar smoking
S. Spike eggnog
T. Take leftovers unapologetically
U. Uncork wine as needed
V. Vow to help more
next year
W. Wear loose pants
X. Xenial relations
are good – thank your host
Y. Yup - be thankful you didn’t have to cook
Z. Zone out after dessert
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