A new study by the Farkins Foundation revealed the least educated country is Florida.
A gigantic iceberg broke off Antarctica midweek, causing
millions of Americans to learn how big Delaware is.
Donald Trump Jr. admitted to meeting Russian lawyer My Cousin
Vinnitskaya to discuss “two yutes meddling with election results.”
Ex Anheuser Busch CEO was arrested for attempting to fly a
helicopter while intoxicated – he said he was trying to head for the mountains.
A small earthquake in Alaska damaged Sarah Palin’s porch, ending
a multi-year Russian spy operation.
A potential rainstorm during a Metallic concert prompted the
National Weather Service to issue a rust warning.
Amazon Prime Day kicked off July 10th as bargain
hunters found great deals, including a closed Radio Shack store for $59.99.
A message spread across Facebook this week warning not to accept
a friend request from Jayden K. Smith. The
man was thought to be a hoax, but the following day he won the MLB Home Run
Derby.
Police in Terre Haute, Indiana investigated a family after
finding an Elf on the Shelf unresponsive at the bottom of their pool.
Kermit voice actor claimed he was fired after 27 years – but
said he was glad he no longer had a frog in his throat.
A Canadian teen was charged with assault for hurling pizza from a
car window. Prosecutors can’t decide on
what items to charge him with.
After learning blue lobster was on the menu for presidential
dinner in Paris, Trump’s food taster took sick day.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Kid Rock both hinted at political
run. Other “Rocks” that may jump into
politics include:
- Chris Rock – Make America Funny Again
- Pet Rock – America Shale be Great Again
- Fraggle Rock – Make ‘Merica Muppets Again!
- Rocky Balboa – Yo’ America!
- Pop Rock – Turn Your Tongue Green Again
- Plymouth Rock – America’s Great Landing
- Rocky & Bullwinkle – Look Out Boris & Natasha!
- Rock Hudson – McMillian for ‘Merica!
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