Tom Cruise birthday celebration
turned deadly after fans jumping up and down on a couch were thrown into a wall. Police warned it was risky business.
Millions of American woke up on July 5th to one leftover deviled egg, leaving many depressed and lonely. A confidential hotline has been set up for those needing help: 1-800-EGG-DEVIL.
On day one of European presidential trip, Merkel rolled eyes at
Putin. Putin batted eyes at
Melania. Trump lashed out at media.
Bill Cosby’s trial was renewed for a second season. Look for a November premier.
A flight attendant on Delta airlines reportedly hit an unruly
passenger over the head with a wine bottle.
It was a Club du Bois.
Michigan man returned to family
after being trapped in a beach hammock since early June. No foul play was suspected.
A hot air balloon landed in a gator-infested Florida pond near
Disney World. Several reptiles
complained there were no fries in the basket.
A Home Depot worker in Portland was fired for trying to stop a
kidnapping. The man was offered his job
back after management agreed he got screwed.
A fight broke out at a neighborhood
fireworks display when a man identified as Chet Farkins wouldn’t stop
beatboxing the “Stars & Stripes Forever.”
Upon careful review, a line judge declared Venus Williams not at
fault in deadly car crash.
After intense talks, President Trump and Russian President Putin
reached an agreement – the leaders ordered a large pepperoni pizza with
mushrooms and green peppers.
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