Sunday, July 2, 2017

Humor Rewind by Gary George - A Week Glance at News June 25 - July 1, 2017



Tiger woods reveals he's receiving "professional help" to manage medications.  Understandable, as we all know how difficult it can be to keep your prescriptions organized.





Bill Cosby suffers another setback as he loses honorary degree - this time from Trump University.

After helping to start the company, Uber CEO abruptly resigns.  
Then calls cab to get home from office.

Daniel Day Lewis quits acting, prompting several sequels to be put on hold, including:
3. Lincoln Resurrection 
2. One More Mohican (This Time We Mean It) 
1. My Left Foot 2 – I Still Don’t Know What You Painted Last Summer




Johnny Depp shows remorse for threatening to kill the president.  But still refuses to apologize for his portrayal of Tonto.  


Hackers hit U.K. Parliament, exposing hundreds of silly walks.
Residents told to "watch their step."

Gorilla dances in kiddie pool and then goes viral.  Director of "Flashdance" sues the ape for copyright moves.




Italian cyclist Tony Fenaldo is banned from the Tour de France after testing positive for Nutella.

Summer Camp Activities: Intro to Polk
9 - 10 am:  Three Steps and One Hop
10 - noon:  - Tying A Double-Knot Shoelace
Lunch: Fried Baloney Sandwiches
1- 2 pm:  Accordion Beat Basics
2 -4 pm: Untying a Double-Knot Shoelace



President Trump announces travel ban to Funky Town, prompting hundreds to get their groove on.  

Greek historians uncover document that shows they could have won the had they had 301 soldiers.






















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