Sunday, August 20, 2017

Humor Rewind by Gary George - A Weak Glance at News August 13 - August 19, 2017


OJ Simpson’s Ford Bronco appeared on History Channel’s “Pawn Stars.”  Also featured was a pair of extra large gloves found under the floor mat.
Film star Tom Cruise broke his ankle filming his new movie “Mission Impossible 6: Rogue Ballerina.”
70s actor Burt Reynolds sued Mr. Clean, claiming he stole his likeness for promotional gain.
A Red Sox superfan hit a photographer in the groin with a first pitch, debunking the myth that there is no crying in baseball.
Pop sensation Lionel Richie considered boycotting the Kennedy Center Honors, until his wife told him to go.
Storms in Poland toppled thousands of trees.  Utility workers were slow to respond, as they are all busy changing light bulbs.



Consumers across the country were warned about the dangers of fake eclipse contact lenses originating from China.

After being fired, White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon signed as backup quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens.

USS Indianapolis discovered 18,000 feet below Pacific surface.  Naval historian, Chet Farkins, claimed, “It was one hull of a find.”
Confederate statues removed from public spaces in Charlottesville will be replaced by Marvel Superheroes.

Derek Jeter welcomed a baby girl, said he was glad he knew how to handle a changeup.
Opinion
Top 3 Thoughts: Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”
  • I can’t believe the lead role didn’t go to Gregory Peck.
  • When released, I’ll bet people flocked to the theaters.
  • I wonder where Hitchcock got the seed money for this film.


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