A worker who rigged the lottery was sentenced to 25 years, then
asked for his prison number to be an easy pick.
A dollar store in Michigan was busted for selling fake eclipse
yoga pants.
Iconic comedian and humanitarian Jerry Lewis passed away. Insiders reported that all of Jerry’s kids
are fighting over his estate.
New Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum opened in Muncie,
Indiana. The only exhibit so far is
Michael Jackson’s sock.
In a show of charity, retired NBA star Dennis Rodman collected
used eclipse glasses to bring to North Korean orphanages.
Jury in Johnson & Johnson talcum powder case awarded
plaintiff $417 million, proving that a sprinkle a day makes the conglomerate
pay.
After running out of funds for Secret Service, President Trump
hired Hitman’s Bodyguard’s friend, Chet Farkins for security.
Top 10 Eclipse Baby Names
- Sunny
- Blot
- Blinky
- Luna
- Orbitia
- Shade
- Retina
- Shadow
- Phasetta
- Quickie
Saudi police arrested a boy for dancing “Macarena” in the
street. The lad faces five years in
prison unless he breaks footloose.
Following a crash, the U.S. Navy dismissed 7th Fleet
commander, then shut down all other rides pending further investigation.
In an eclipse shocker, the Sun announced it would not be pass
over the White House.
After paying taxes, the Powerball winner will still owe the IRS
around $532.
Top 3 Board Games to Ride Out Hurricane Harvey:
- Trouble
- Sorry
- Risk
Powerball winner goes in for oil change, still can’t afford new
filter.
Special
Coverage: Mayweather vs McGregor Fight
As part of pre-fight antics, Mayweather & McGregor grapple
over an Eggo.
George Foreman knocked out Hulk Hogan in undercard.
Demi Lovato sang the National Anthem, then got mad when they
announced her weight.
After 4th round, fighters were given an extra minute
to make a sandwich
Trump pardoned the ref for stopping the fight too early.
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