Sunday, August 6, 2017

Humor Rewind by Gary George: A Weak Glance At News July 30 - August 5, 2017


U.N. Security Council imposed strong sanctions on North Korea exports, including a ban of their new portable audio cassette player, the Walkman

Costco co-founder, Jeff Brotman, passed away.  A funeral service was held at 10 a.m. Thursday.  Business members got in at 9 a.m.

A China military parade mid-week featured stealth jets, nuclear missiles, attack helicopters, and a large float of Charlie Brown holding a grenade launcher.

Blade-runner Oscar Pistorius was hospitalized, complaining he’d lost the spring in his step.

Rhode island become the 4th state to offer free community college, however a No. 2 pencil in the bookstore cost $8,345.
Several celebrities broke free of Scientology and complained that all they got was a lousy T-Shirt.
President Trump denied calling the White House a dump, clarifying “I said it was a shoddy piece of crap.”
Economist revealed how to decorate your dorm room for under $50: Don’t go to college.

After being arrested for a fatal stabbing, Kidd Creole of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious five called his attorney and left an extended message.
Dubai’s Torch Tower caught fire for the second time, prompting the owner to consider renaming the skyscraper.
Trump and Putin relationship deemed strained, as the two world leaders decided to take separate vacations.
Cable channel Nick at Nite was the latest victim of a cyber breach, as hackers leaked a 1992 rerun of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.”
A passenger holding a baby was punched by an airport worker.  In return, he received an upgrade to an exit row and a voucher for a raw steak.
Community colleges in Texas made it legal to carry guns on campus – making it more and more difficult to find out who shot J.R.



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