Following a weeklong technology consortium, experts agreed that
Greek yogurt is not practical to be stored on the cloud.
Senior White House Advisor, Jared Kushner confirmed, “I did not
have sexual relations with the Russians.”
Luxury fashion designer Michael Kors agreed to buy shoe company
Jimmy Choo in 1.2 billion deal.
Management expected to get the boot.
Academy Award winning actor Ben Affleck was signed to play
Batman - in Dunkirk ll.
Experts warned that great white sharks are getting braver in
California, after one is spotted on shore, playing in a Calypso band.
Trump revealed a ban of transgender people from the military,
claiming he is Saving Ryan’s Privates.
In Switzerland, a man was arrested following a chainsaw
attack. Police found him in a clearing
in the woods.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign memoir to be titled “What
Happened.” Insights to be given by Raj,
Dwayne, and Rerun.
Pop sensation Justin Beiber canceled the remainder of his
international tour. Tickets can be
refunded at point if purchase, but your dignity will remain unredeemed.
Soviets retaliate against U.S. sanctions by banning export of
Russian dressing.
After Senate rejected a plan to repeal parts of the Affordable Care
Act, Republicans introduced an extra-skinny, slimmed down Obamacare replacement
with Zero Calories.
Mayberry police release body camera video of Barney Fife,
revealing that the officer followed procedure during a jaywalking incident that
caused rioting.
Michigan resident, Chet Farkins, reported that someone popped up
from the back seat of his car and put a plastic bag over his head. Further
investigation revealed it was only his cat playing a joke.
According to White House staff, President Trump spoke to 5
billion boy scouts at a jamboree.
Police push back against Trump's law-and-order speech, say they
will continue to put two mints and a bath robe in the back of squad cars.
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