Jamie Lee Curtis signed to reprise iconic character in new
movie, “Halloween: The Final Activa.”
The construction worker from the Krazy Glue commercial fell 15
stories. Services were held together
Tuesday.
Fergie and Josh Duhamel confirmed spilt, citing irreconcilable
“Boom Boom Pow.”
Hillary Clinton was seen taping wings to her books, hoping they
would fly off the shelves.
Apple revealed new iPhone will recognize face, but will still
not recognize a bad decision.
Top 3 Fake Hurricane Charities:
- Chet’s Red Cross
- United Way & Tackle
- Ronald McDonald Condo Fund
After
Russian war games continued, as Soviet T-14 Tank gave the White
House a lawn job.
Before Kid Rock concert, 200 people gather outside Little
Caesars Arena to “Protest Protest.”
Disney World reopened minus Pirates of the Caribbean ride, after
Jack Sparrow was caught looting an Old Navy Store after Hurricane Irma.
Democratic senator asked administration to turn over Trump golf
records to investigate possible mulligan violations.
NASA confirmed Cassini spacecraft made death plunge into Saturn
after 20-year journey. Alien creature
escaped in pod.
This Week In History:
Dental floss was invented in 1854 when Chet Farkins was flying a kite
and got the string caught in his teeth.
Mimes to march on the National Mall tomorrow to protest being
trapped in a box. Fierce winds expected
to make forward progress challenging.
Top 3 Drug Cartel Retirement Gifts
- Monogrammed Cyanide Pen
- Gold-Plated AK-47 Assault Rifle
- Luggage and New Identity.
Millennial Cinderella was shocked when her Uber car turbed into
a pumpkin.
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