Humor Rewind by Gary George - A Week Glance at News October, 15 - October 21, 2017

Billy Joel said he's expecting a third child at age 68, hopes to get on MTV Cribs.

Harvey Weinstein joined the cast of "The Walking Dead." 

Today in history, 753 BC:  Italy names its capital after popular font, Roman.

The federal deficit hit $666 billion, creating a bad omen for the economy.

Whoville made a bid for new Amazon headquarters, promised a flexible, squash-shaped labor pool, both cheerful and eager to work. 

Scientists revealed a link between sugar and cancer.  Twinkie the Kid blasted the report as fake news.

Melania Trump donated her inaugural dress to Smithsonian.   Also gave hurricane pumps to DSW Warehouse bargain bin.

North Korea threatened to ravage with unimaginable damage that we can’t imagine.

Mr. Peanut was thrown off of Delta flight, due to new allergy policy.

CIA fired a bomb-sniffing dog for lack of enthusiasm.  Make no bones about it, the canine will apply for unemployment.