Sunday, October 29, 2017

Humor Rewind by Gary George - A Week Glance at News October, 22 - October 28, 2017



Orlando couple found 65 pounds of marijuana in Amazon order, then complained it didn’t come with a Fire Stick.
Ten-year-old lead police on high-speed chase, then escaped from jail using a Nerf gun.
Bearded seal removed from Alaskan tarmac in a close shave for airport safety.


Sears stopped selling Whirlpool appliances in another sign the retailer is going down the drain.
Einstein’s handwritten note fetched 1.3M in auction.  Winning bidder hoped to resell it on eBay for 1.2M.
At the international Underwear Symposium speakers were advised to make brief remarks.


Top 5 Worst Hobbies
  1. Bonsai Tree Climbing
  2.  Beer Belly Dancing
  3. Napalm Reading
  4. Homebrewing Cough Syrup
  5. iCloud Watching

JFK assassination documents revealed that several FBI agents were sloppy eaters and liked yellow mustard.
Amazon revealed service that will allow couriers to open front door – will also release new original series “Amazon’s Funniest Home Invasions.”

Ron Howard wondered why Opie was declared a public health crisis.
CBS broadcast “Michael Jackson’s Halloween Special,” causing several reviewers to moonwalk off a pier.


Apple introduced new mascara wand that will not allow users to volumize their lashes while driving.
Traffic got backed up on Country Road after driver rolled car trying to get to a place where he belonged.  This according to eyewitness “Mountain Mama.”





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