CIA released Osama bin Laden’s diary, still yet to
declassify Bridget Jones’s.
For Halloween, Dentist in Muskegon, Michigan offered to put
braces on fake Dracula fangs.
Special Council Robert Mueller charged David S. Pumpkins for
wearing gaudy Halloween blazer.
Top 5 Worst Dollar Store Candies:
- Sour Milk Duds
- Melancholy Ranchers
- Björk Peppermint Patties
- One Musketeer Bar
- Reese’s Peanut Butter Specimen Cup
NYC attack suspect wanted ISIS flag in hospital
room, also asked for satin sheets, a golf simulator, and tickets to Hamilton.
Actor Kevin Spacey revealed he’s dated both many men
and a woman.
Starbucks revealed a holiday cup that comes with a color-it-yourself
message: OVERPRICED.
Olympic torch arrived in South Korea, where it was
accidentally extinguished when passed off to Frankenstein.
Top
3 Signs You’re Too Old to Trick-or-Treat:
- Abraham Lincoln costume doesn't need a fake beard.
- All money goes toward a down payment on a condo.
- You’re dressed as a server at Applebee’s because you are a server at Applebee’s.
Trump began 12-day Asia trip, where he’ll pressure
allies into increasing the font size on fortune cookies.
Scientists studying the Great Pyramid discovered a
secret room, said to contain the bodies of two men, foosball table, mini
fridge, and jar of Goldfish.
Lou Diamond Phillips apologized for DWI arrest, but
said he had no regrets for lip-syncing in “La Bamba.”
Rogue employee disables Trump’s Twitter feed, also
deactivates Kim Jong Un’s Pinterest account with the leader’s 7 great ideas for
sock painting.
Dodgers’ Yasiel Puig burglarized during Game 7 of
World Series, proving it’s not impossible to steal home.
The Department of Defense ran a “communications
interoperability” training exercise where a man from Terre Haute, Indiana, talked
directly into his toaster and raised the periscope of a nuclear sub.
Alec Baldwin is expecting his 5th child,
prepared by registering at Target and punching a paparazzi photographer in the
face.
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Bad Halloween candy Ideas...
Melancholy Ranchers...
One Musketeer bar...
Recess peanut butter specimen cup...
President Trumps 12 day trip to Asia...to pressure for Bigger Font Size on Fortune Cookies...
You should print these up Big on a Poster board, So when we do Another Writers Seminar, these can be Displayed about with the Animation and "Stretch your Imagination"...
I Know a Guy, that works at a Print shop...Its called Kopy Katz it's on Southfield just south of 12 mile...
Kopy Katz is kind of a "Hush Hush operation"...
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Great Read...
its Like Raising Arizona...
I never get tired of it...
Thanks for reading Mr. James McLean!!!
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