Who’s Who Among Non-Accredited Online Schools –
2017-2018
Following are
several late entries to update the current volume.
Betty (Buzz) Mitnoksky
Born: September 29, 1992; Sheldon, Iowa
Parents: Drake and Donna Mitnoksky
Online Degree: Beekeeping
Institution: BestWay University
Accomplishments:
Voted: Best Bee Beard, 2014 Hive Expo
Finalist: Miss Pollen International, 2017
Candidate - Beekeepers in Space, 2016
Best
Educational Video: "Salve: Mixing & Applying," Insect Safety Coalition, 2017
Speaker: "How to Accessorize Veiled Helmet,"
Entomologist Fashion Workshop
Employment:
Cashier, Rite Aid
Future Plans: Syrup
Biochemist
Clark Wellnut
Born:
May 1, 1997; Eureka, South Dakota
Parents: Stanley and Elaine Wellnut
Online Degree:
Rodeo Clown Techniques
Institution:
Billy & Clevis Tech
Accomplishments:
Runner up: Most Graceful Entry, Wooden Barrel, Texas
Roundup, 2014
Lecture: "Cattle Distracting Techniques - 2020 & Beyond," Ranchers Convention
Merit Scholar -
Corky's Clown Conservatory, 2016
Published: "Random Trampling - Safety, Avoidance
& Treatment," Cowboy Quarterly
Record Holder -
Cross Corral Sprint, 12:09 second, 2015
Employment:
Unemployed
Future Plans:
Uber Driver
Helm Flounder
Born:
July 8, 1980
Parents:
Albert and Diane Flounder
Online Degree:
Cryogenics
Institution: Coldwell Sci-Fi Institute
Accomplishments:
President/Founder:
Lucky Stiff Club
Co-author -
"How to Defrost & Revive Cornish Hens," Dry Ice Monthly, July, 2015
Registered -
Suspended Animation Proponent (SAP)
Chaired - Meat
Locker Roundtable, 2016
Scheduled
Keynoter Speaker - Brrrrr Symposium, 2018
Published: Thawing Cryogenic Stereotypes: What to
Say to Whom, Cold Chronicle
Gloria Tutolinpini
Born: March 5, 1965; Ispleming, Michigan
Parents: Kimba and Taffy Tutolinpini
Online Degree: Ballroom dancing,
Institution: L’école de Pied
Accomplishments:
Winner: Local Talent Show, “Coat Rack Dance” (Prize:
Case of Maraschino cherries)
Invented: "Cutting In" technique, using large
machete, 2014
Lecture: Teaching Preschoolers differences between Tango, Waltz & Potty Dance
Full Scholarship: Devlin Rudner's
Dance School and Tae Kwon Do Academy
Employment: Casablanca Coin Laundry,
Service Counter
Future Plans: Circle the globe with cut
out paper foot patterns
Gordon UpRidge
Born:
June 3, 1963; Rolla, Missouri
Parents:
Abe and Melonie UpRidge
Online Degree:
Gemology
Institution: Great Horn College
Accomplishments:
Licensed Rock Tumbler
Operator - polished over 3,568 mixed pebbles
Published:
"Internal Hazards of Abrasive Grit," Gravel Digest, May 2016
First Place: Gem Sculpting Competition - Carved 2-pound
topaz into bust of Pitbull
Patent No.
2774965: Created synthetic wedding band by
baking all-day sucker
Certified Appraiser of precious
stones, including jade, opal, feldspar and Milk Duds
Employment:
Ruby's Shrimp Shack, Cook/Dishwasher
Future Plans:
"I'm looking into Real Estate"
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