Sunday, November 19, 2017

Humor Rewind by Gary George - A Week Glance at News November, 12 - November 18, 2017


New study showed Britain is the most obese country in Europe, followed closely by West Virginia.

Charles Manson reportedly squeaking by on life support.

Disneyland worker tested positive for Legionnaires’ Disease after allegedly acting goofy.
Richest 1% now owns half of the world’s wealth, but has never tasted a Costco hot dog.
Couple finds frog in water at Waffle House, police called in to iron things out.


With the holidays approaching, Weight Watchers recommended turning the needle back on your scale 5 pounds.
People Magazine stripped Blake Shelton of  “Sexiest Man Alive,” title after photos surfaced of him shopping at Target without makeup.
Museum of the Bible opened with controversy when deviled eggs were discovered on the Café brunch menu.
Al Franken released new book: “Gropes, and the Groping Gropers who Grope Them”

Whole foods slashed prices again, this time on several “holiday staples,’ including sweet potatoes, canned pumpkin, and Vodka.
Argentina reported missing submarine, then stepped up search using a game of Marco Polo.
UCLA players returned to the U.S. after being detained in China for shoplifting at Louis Vuitton – their future looks bright, but they don’t have any shades.
New digital pill can tell doctors if you’ve taken your medication, but still can’t find you if you’re lost in IKEA.


Police photographer said that Rose McGowan looked charming in mug shot.
According to a new survey, Germany replaced U.S. as country with best global image.  Experts blamed Florida.
Uber announced new service for migrating geese.
Tesla introduced first big rig truck, prompting experts to ask “what’s next, an electric toothbrush?”

Firefighters in China dismantled a washing machine to rescue 10-year-old.  One hour later, the child got stuck again.
New study revealed that Ziploc bags do not prevent sandwiches from being stolen.
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade officially cut the Louis C.K. float.



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