Campbell Soup to close Toronto plant, workers to be
canned.
Beer sales in the U.S. declined in 2017 as
Millennials switched to wine, melted snowflakes, and unicorn tears.
Mort Walker, creator of ‘Beetle Bailey,’ died at 94,
details remained sketchy.
Amazon to open store with no checkout lines, if you
shoplift they’ll lock you up behind barcode.
Breaking Hollywood:
Jumanji hippo reportedly trashed bathroom at SAG awards.
After Tsunami warning, Californians rushed to
marijuana groves in search of higher ground.
Oscar nominations revealed: ‘The Shape of Three Billboards’ selected for
all categories.
Deporting DREAMers is an outlandish idea,
S. Korea called for N. Korea to suspend military
parade, this after Charlie Brown float already fitted with Kim Jong-un
hairpiece.
Discovery Channel storm chaser Joel Taylor died at
38, funnel services to be held Saturday.
Weather permitting.
Murphy Brown is returning to network TV. Matt Lauer still unemployed.
David Copperfield accused of pulling a rabbit out of his pants.
93,000 pounds of Mardi Gras beads found in New
Orleans storm drains, city issued flood warning.
Rain caused Paris’ Seine River to overflow, fashion
analysts recommended wearing flood pants.
IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad dead at 91, funeral
services to be held at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
NFL Pro Bowl played in Orlando, oddsmakers expected
players to give 35%.
Toys R Us to close 182, many to reopen as Depressed
Baby Boomers R Us.
When asked about allegations of sexual misconduct,
Steve Wynn said it was no big deal. Then
shuffled past reporters.
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