The announcement
came after the two men played a game of paintball at Mar-A-Lago, Trump’s Palm
Beach estate.
“He’s the man for the job,” Trump said while still wearing
army fatigues, “this red splatter proves it.”
Sources involved in the decision said the president-elect
was impressed with Mr. Seagal’s military experience, martial arts prowess, and
the way he kicked ass in all his movies.
“No one is tougher,” said the unnamed contact, “one time he
was a cook on a naval ship and battled a gang of international terrorists. That’s the guy we need in the White House.”
Some critics are worried about Seagal’s close ties with Vladimir
Putin, who just granted the actor Russian citizenship.
“To be honest, I don’t trust anyone from the Soviet Union,”
said Senator Chet Farkins, “remember when they parachuted into our heartland in
Red Dawn.”
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