A crowd of anti-Trump protestors disbanded after receiving a
yearlong subscription to Netflix.
The activists had gathered at Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue to
voice concern over the president elect’s views on immigration, healthcare, and
the environment.
In hopes of freeing up sidewalk traffic, police passed out
coupons to the mostly twenty-something demonstrators.
“I understand the frustration with the election,” said Chief
Maxell Mopplenut, “but holiday shoppers need to have access to Tiffany’s.”
At the start of the rally, many millennials blasted Trump on a megaphone.
“He’s not our president!” chanted Jason Underwake, “Pay your
taxes!”
But after receiving the vouchers to the popular streaming
platform many had a change of heart.
“I guess he’s not that bad,” said Mary Secour, “I’m heading
home to watch “Stranger Things.”
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