3. Cubs Win the
World Series
After 108-Year drought, the Chicago Cubs won the World
Series. It was no easy task.
The Cubbies were down 3-1 against the talented Indians. But Cleveland had just brought home the NBA title, so
the powers that be granted the baseball championship to the Windy City.
Long-suffering fans danced in the street. And high-fived. And ate Chicago-style hot dogs. Whatever those are.
2. Donald Trump Is Elected President
In a shocking election, Donald Trump won the presidential race,
beating democratic favorite Hillary Clinton.
The stunning results proved the polls wrong and triggered protests,
a flurry of Internet memes, and a cry to dismantle the Electoral College.
And you can sure bet if I don’t know what a Chicago-style hot
dog is, I have no idea what the Electoral College is all about. Next ...
1. McDonalds Offers All-Day Breakfast
In the biggest
story of the year, McDonalds begins serving all-day breakfast.
This
groundbreaking event allows the populace of this great country to eat Egg
McMuffins, sausage, hotcakes, and biscuits.
Anytime.
The scope of
this is not to be underestimated. 'Merica
is great and this proves it.
Did I mention Fruit & Maple Oatmeal is also available?
Did I mention Fruit & Maple Oatmeal is also available?
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