Affordable
One of the biggest criticisms of Obamacare is the high cost
of premiums, which could run a family of 4 up to $300,000. Or so it seems.
The Magic 8 Ball would be significantly lower. A recent price check on Amazon pegged the
fortune-telling device at $4.99, less than a bottle of Vicks VapoRub.
Purchasers would incur a one-time fee. No monthly payments. No out-of-pocket expenses. No choosing between medical care and lotto
tickets.
And the plastic orb has been known to last for over 30
years.
Easy To Use
The Magic 8 Ball would be a convenient, straightforward
device for the whole family. You would simply:
1. Ask a “yes-no”
health question
2. Shake the sphere
3. Read the answer as
it appears in the window
Gone would be the need to verify coverage, confirm copays, and
investigate doctors who received medical degrees in the Bahamas.
Children could even use the device without adult supervision, much
like the Easy- Bake Oven.
Accurate
The Magic 8 Ball would reveal good-faith statements that are
affirmative, negative, or non-committal.
Although not 100% accurate, designers point out that no
health provider is correct all the time.
“We strive for 60%,” claimed Dr. Hank Wessels, lead developer,
“and we usually fall with the standard deviation of the means.”
However practical, the Magic 8 Ball would only work for
basic care.
Individuals with more complex ailments would be referred to
a tarot card reader.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Please share – it’s free – and may help you move up Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs.
Follow my blog via email and you may win a free psychic reading.
No comments:
Post a Comment