Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Top 3 Reasons Obamacare Should Be Replaced By The Magic 8 Ball


Affordable

One of the biggest criticisms of Obamacare is the high cost of premiums, which could run a family of 4 up to $300,000.  Or so it seems.

The Magic 8 Ball would be significantly lower.   A recent price check on Amazon pegged the fortune-telling device at $4.99, less than a bottle of Vicks VapoRub.

Purchasers would incur a one-time fee.  No monthly payments.  No out-of-pocket expenses.  No choosing between medical care and lotto tickets.

And the plastic orb has been known to last for over 30 years.

Easy To Use

The Magic 8 Ball would be a convenient, straightforward device for the whole family.   You would simply:

1.  Ask a “yes-no” health question
2.  Shake the sphere
3.  Read the answer as it appears in the window

Gone would be the need to verify coverage, confirm copays, and investigate doctors who received medical degrees in the Bahamas.

Children could even use the device without adult supervision, much like the Easy- Bake Oven.

Accurate

The Magic 8 Ball would reveal good-faith statements that are affirmative, negative, or non-committal. 

Although not 100% accurate, designers point out that no health provider is correct all the time.

“We strive for 60%,” claimed Dr. Hank Wessels, lead developer, “and we usually fall with the standard deviation of the means.”

However practical, the Magic 8 Ball would only work for basic care.


Individuals with more complex ailments would be referred to a tarot card reader.

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