Donald Trump released a list of holograms scheduled to perform at
the inauguration ceremony.
The three-dimensional images were chosen after several high-caliber
singers turned down invitations.
The laser-light participants include:
Elvis Presley
“The King of Rock ‘n’ Roll” will sing a greatest-hits medley to
kick-off the festivities.
Trump reportedly paid $100,000 to have the imaged slimmed down after
a portly “Vegas Elvis” was accidently programmed.
“I’d prefer a skinny Elvis” Trump told technicians, “and can you
have his cape read ‘Make America Great Again.’”
Queen
Trump initially thought Elizabeth ll would be appearing at the
ceremony.
“The British love me,” read one tweet, “great international
support.”
Upon learning Queen was a flamboyant rock band, Trump feigned a
smile and gave his signature thumbs-up.
Moments later on a hot mic he was overheard asking, “What’s a
Bohemian Rhapsody?”
Eminem
Hip-hop sensation Eminem will challenge Mr. Trump to a rap
battle.
The two men will go head-to-head with members of the House and
Senate voting for their favorite insults.
When asked if he was afraid of the Eminem’s rhymes, Trump
shrugged.
“He’s just a laser, my rhymes cut like a razor.”
Slipknot
Heavy metal band Slipknot will take the stage, even though Trump
is unfamiliar with their music.
“I’ve never heard of them,” he told one reporter, “but I’m sure
they’re huuuge.”
The group is a favorite among suburban working-class voters who
stood with Trump, but organizers admit the band’s chaotic style may have
limited appeal.
“No worries,” said staffer Katie Borrows, “non-fans can go to
the lobby and buy a t-shirt.”
Captain and
Tennille
Legendary pop duo Captain and Tennille were chosen to close the
show.
“No concert would be complete,” Trump said, “without having
someone who served the military.”
As of this writing, “Captain” Daryl Dragon is not thought to
have had any official military background.
The couple divorced in 2014, but the magic of laser will allow
them to perform their hit, “Love Will Keep Us Together.”
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