According to a new report, the new tax plan will
benefit the Addams family more than the Munsters.
Mr. Holland finished his Opus this week, and reviews
were not great.
A study by State Farm revealed that Godzilla has
cost the insurance industry over 27 billion dollars.
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The second to last Jedi was dishonorably discharged
for using his Lightsaber to cut the heads off parking meters.
American Express will no longer require signature
for credit card purchases, will instead ask customers for DNA swab.
Top 5 Things Worse Than Elf on a Shelf:
- Worm on a Berm
- Spore on a door
- Ant Hill on the Mantle
- Troll on the Console
- Meme on a beam
Mario Batali revealed new menu item at his signature
restaurants: Cooked Goose.
Jacksonville Jaguars banned four fans for throwing debris at
players, telling them that kind of behavior only belongs in the NBA.
Madonna protested outside Victoria Secret against
revoking Fishnet Neutrality.
Surgeon in UK admitted signing initials on patients’
livers, stirring up plenty of bile in the medical community.
France to ban mobile phones in schools starting in
2018, but will allow wine bars to remain open in cafeteria.
Sportscaster quote of the week: “One of these teams
are going to suffer a loss.” … Joe Buck
Top 5 Least Googled Fashion Topics of 2017
- Where to sell eyebrow rings for scrap metal.
- Best want to house train a Poodle Skirt
- How to mend ripped jeans
- Do white gloves make good oven mitts?
- Does Daisy Duke refer to British Royalty?
Roy Moore’s horse was used to recount votes in
Alabama Senate vote.
According to music critics, The Cars should have
been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame four chords and seven years
ago.
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