Sunday, December 17, 2017

Humor Rewind by Gary George - A Week Glance at News December, 10 - December 17, 2017



According to a new report, the new tax plan will benefit the Addams family more than the Munsters.
Mr. Holland finished his Opus this week, and reviews were not great.
A study by State Farm revealed that Godzilla has cost the insurance industry over 27 billion dollars.


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The second to last Jedi was dishonorably discharged for using his Lightsaber to cut the heads off parking meters.
American Express will no longer require signature for credit card purchases, will instead ask customers for DNA swab.
Top 5 Things Worse Than Elf on a Shelf:
  1. Worm on a Berm
  2. Spore on a door
  3. Ant Hill on the Mantle
  4. Troll on the Console
  5. Meme on a beam




Mario Batali revealed new menu item at his signature restaurants: Cooked Goose.
Jacksonville Jaguars banned four fans for throwing debris at players, telling them that kind of behavior only belongs in the NBA.
Madonna protested outside Victoria Secret against revoking Fishnet Neutrality.


Surgeon in UK admitted signing initials on patients’ livers, stirring up plenty of bile in the medical community.
France to ban mobile phones in schools starting in 2018, but will allow wine bars to remain open in cafeteria.
Sportscaster quote of the week: “One of these teams are going to suffer a loss.” …  Joe Buck



Top 5 Least Googled Fashion Topics of 2017
  1. Where to sell eyebrow rings for scrap metal.
  2. Best want to house train a Poodle Skirt
  3. How to mend ripped jeans
  4. Do white gloves make good oven mitts?
  5. Does Daisy Duke refer to British Royalty?

Roy Moore’s horse was used to recount votes in Alabama Senate vote.
According to music critics, The Cars should have been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame four chords and seven years ago.


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