Gene Simmons accused of sexual misconduct, said he
would like to Kiss and makeup.
Lakers retired Kobe’s jersey, also announced his ego
will play on another four seasons.
Life expectancy is down for the second year in a
row, experts blame people dying sooner.
After review by censors, the “Christmas Story Live”
leg lamp had the shade lowered to 4” below the knee.
To 5 Gifts for the Procrastinator in Your Life
- Day Planner for 2012
- ABBA Tickets
- VHS Head Cleaner
- SAT Prep Handbook
- Typewriter Ribbon
Clarie’s pulled makeup items from shelves after
testing positive for asbestos; same items still available at Dollar Tree.
New study linked fish consumption with higher IQ,
and bacon bits with lower IQ.
Miss America CEO resigned after email scandal, was
seen doing pageant pivot turn while walking out of office.
Advertisement: Flash Sale at The Raincoat Factory.
Top 3 Gifts for the Exotic Pet Owner in Your Life
- Wallaby Car Restraint
- Squirrel Monkey GPS Collar
- Bearded Dragon Shaving Kit
Paul McCartney’s “One on One” tour earned $132
million in 2017, not including t-shirt sales of $18 billion.
China capped Shanghai’s population at 25 million,
which was bad news for Zhang J.
El Chapo’s lawyers still haven’t been paid; Family
said they’re having a bake sale and awaiting delivery of 8 tons of cocaine from
makeshift submarine.
Today on Maury, the Brothers Karamazov found out they’re not
related.
World’s wealthiest became $1 Trillion richer in 2017, not
including Kohl’s cash.
Top 5 Gifts for The Conspiracy Theorist in Your Life
- “I’m with the Illuminati ” Beer Koozie
- Barack Obama Framed Birth Certificate
- Lunch with Elvis
- Fake Styrofoam Moon Landing Rock
- A Globe
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer, luckily she had
Medicare Plan B.
Dollar store return policy: throw it in the garbage,
it’s a dollar.
Rhino escaped from Florida zoo and burst into a movie theater
showing Jumanji.
World Health Organization classified ‘excessive
video gaming’ as a mental health problem, according to director, Dr. Mario
Frogger.
After being knighted, Ringo Starr uses his armor
helmet as fifth cymbal.
Steve Austin had a cataract in his bionic eye. Not covered by Blue Cross.
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