Alex Trebek lost $3,000 hospital deductible after
mispronouncing “Hematoma” as Hematomas.”
70s crime solved after man from Hawaiian Punch
commercial was arrested for assault and battery.
Mike Tyson broke ground on California marijuana
ranch, will also grow corn so he can bite off an ear or two.
“Fire and Fury”
- new book about Trump White House. “Fire and Furry” – new underwear by Duluth Trading Company.
Iranian government moved to limit social media by
arresting Tom from Myspace.
California’s recreational pot law went into effect,
just in time for citizens to smoke their Christmas trees.
After getting over 40 stitches, Carrie Underwood
given the distinction of being country music’s biggest scar.
Powerball jackpot hit $440 million, almost enough to
afford upcharge for onion rings at Applebee’s.
New York city to install safety barriers to protect
pedestrians from car attacks, but experts agreed citizens would still be vulnerable
to the zombie apocalypse.
Spotify sued for $1.6B for streaming music without
permission. Mick Jagger stands to make
pennies.
Florida weather turned so cold, the early bird
migrated to Cuba.
San Francisco bay rattled by 4.5 earthquake – damage
limited to three broken Al Capone Bobblehead figures at the Alcatraz gift shop.
Bathroom fan caused fire at Clinton’s property,
according to Fire Station #2.
Delta canceled flight out of Detroit as they had to
de-ice the pilot.
Amazon shipped more than 5 billion items in 2017, many
of which made it to the customer.
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