Sunday, January 14, 2018

Humor Rewind by Gary George - A Week Glance at News January 07, 2018 - January 13, 2018


 Immigration officials raid 7-Eleven stores in crackdown, owners to be held gulpable. 
Warner Bros. announced remake of  Deliverance,” but with 4 millennial friends going to a water park before it closes.
Man charged with murder after killing his lover softly with his song.

Top 3 Items in Golden Globes swag bag:
  1. “Fire and Fury” audiobook read by Ferdinand.
  2. One-Year Subscription to Netflix
  3. “Battle of the Network Stars” dish towel

Jeff Bezos revealed as richest person in history, but still puts gold pants on one leg at a time.


Coca-Cola announced launch of four new Diet Coke flavors aimed at millennials, including Ginger Lime, Feisty Cherry, Zesty Blood Orange and Man Bun Mango.
US issued highest-level ‘do not travel’ warning to five Mexican states, including Margaritaville.


More bad news for death row inmates as lethal injection drugs determined “not covered” by insurance copay.
Walmart boosts minimum wage to $11 for all employees, except warehouse worker Chet Farkins who doesn’t deserve it.
Hawaii missile alert revealed to be false alarm – residents still at risk for falling coconuts.

Mary Mark to reshoot dance moves in “Good Vibrations” video for whopping #3 million.

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